10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris