10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "No river, no fish."
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]