10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.