10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."