10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.