10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)