10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.