10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"