10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."