10 Random Poker Quotes

• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss