10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz