10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.