10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson