10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs