10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier