10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine