10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.