10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."