10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.