10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.