10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)