10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed