10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• It's Free To Fold...
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water