10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss