10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.