10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.