10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)