10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders