10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Welcome to kicker school
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach