10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• im going to 2 out you to death
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.