10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.