10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Poker is for loners.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant