10 Random Poker Quotes

• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.