10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."