10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels