10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear