10 Random Poker Quotes
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- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "No river, no fish."
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"