10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A