10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare