10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs