10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio