10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?