10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger