10 Random Poker Quotes

"I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
"Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
Why not, when some because there are three.
"It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
"Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack