10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water