10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim