10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Fook the floosh droo!
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.