10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "No river, no fish."
• Fook the floosh droo!