10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Welcome to kicker school