10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel